Paradise City Map Revealed
Criterion Games has released a map of the crash grounds called Paradise City, and it's huge. A brief glance shows a multitude of courses and terrain, all guaranteed to please or at least leave you loosing a spit riddled expletive stream at your TV. Look closely however, and you'll be marking out sweet jumps and plotting horrific crashes at hairpin turns, the wheels of automotive evil slowly turning in your head.
I defy you to memorize this map, with it's weaving roads and intersections seemingly designed by a sadistic, crack addled, 8 year old. Eyeing the intertwining arteries of Paradise City invokes a bowel loosening fear and sense of helplessness. Like a small child stumbling through a dark forest of asphalt, carnage, and a bevy supercharged machinery bent on cataclysmic destruction.
Take note, weep softly, and tremble with anticipation friends; Paradise City will be amazing.
