How Did I Get Here?

posted by Chris on May 15, 2009 9:58 AM in

It's been a few weeks, but I'm back with a brand new slew of completely ridiculous actual search terms people have used to get to our website. It's a constant exercise in "you're doing it wrong" and it's just too good not to share with you fine, fine people. I like to imagine the desperation it takes for someone to enter these words into a search engine, hoping beyond hope that what they're looking for will come up in the results.

• i've known a couple of jerks from the local anime club who tried to keep getting a convention off the ground and kept trying to find ways to squeeze extra cash out of people let's just say that convention still hasn't happened
• graffiti art of spongebob smoking crack
• a game that has you be hot nude females
• what can you use to hold corndogs
• a fantasy tater tot
• racist postcard
• buttfly
• picture of a fruit
• fiction stories about mutant chocolate bar causes controversy in local grocery store

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