The Furniss Dance
Every week, your inimitable podcast host, Mr. Chris Furniss, does a little dance to appease the Gods and bring good fortune in the hopes that we will have yet another mind-blowingly excellent podcast.
As any listener can tell you, this works like fucking gangbusters.
This week I decided to share Mr. Furniss' glorious Podcastdance with the world, that we might all know the beauty that is a wriggling anorexic manchild.
Go on, bask in his epic glory. If this doesn't make you want a Furniss of your own, nothing will.




